I saw the tweet above and just smiled. Yeah, I know what she is going through. I emailed the ‘tweeter’ and she sent me an email back (reprinted below). I have removed specifics so as not to cause any undue embarrassment of the people who should be embarrassed. So today is a rant… enjoy.

“Yes I’d be happy to share…
“I’ve been trying to book a shoot for me and my cohort. I have called over 5 photographers and have had little to no luck in getting phone calls returned, and professional courtesies that would be almost second nature to the professionals I work with. A few who did return calls were unable to book, called to cancel booking and decided at the last minute that I should come to them instead of the agreed shooting space. I have also had problems with people who will not even talk price until we have a personal meeting. I really do want to know what it may be costing so I don’t waste their time or mine.

Who would have thought it would be so darn difficult to get a photograph taken?”

Yeah, strange indeed. Not something I find surprising though. Just more of the same.

So this is one more list of things that I have either had experience with, or know first hand of those who have, that guarantee that the photographer will forever be begging for work on Craig’s List. And getting it… when he can get around to emailing back or she has the time away from her BF to actually call the client. And hey, no problem… we have the same problem getting lawn crews to call us back.

1. If you have a phone, answer it. Or at least have a professional message and a plan on when you will be answering the messages. Make it known on your message: “I will return calls after 5PM, so please leave name/number and best time to call.” Then… call.

2. If you use email, check it at least twice per day. If you have no intention of using the email as a correspondence tool with clients, then add an auto-responder that says something like “Dear Emailer, I rarely check my email so if this is important it may be lost in the ethernet… sorry.” If you have an email, and you give it out… and tell people that you are a photographer, you are bound to the reality that it must be dealt with. If you disagree with me, cool… have fun in photography, but don’t tell me you are a pro… ‘K?

3. If you have a website, make DAMN sure you have contact information on it. I have recently had to deal with websites with no email contact, no phone number, and no way to contact them, other than filling out a form and hoping they get it… If you are a photographer and the only way someone can reach you is through a form on your website, you have NO idea how much business you are losing.

4. You do HAVE a website, right? Amateurs can enjoy the fun of free template sites. Professionals do not have that option. I really hate free sites and stuff when it is a professional involved. Just reeks hypocritical to me – and it rubs me just the same way as when people do not dress appropriately for business. Being a photographer means something special to me… so get a damn website designed.

5. Stay true to your commitments. As I used to tell my kids, I promise very little so I can be sure to deliver WHAT I promised. Broken promises, missed deadlines, lost time, commitments not met. After a while it isn’t a problem anymore, it is simply the way you do business. If that happens, look in the mirror and say “Welcome to Walmart, may I help you?” Might as well get crackin’ on your next gig.

6. Never deliver less than your best. Under any circumstances, never deliver less than your best. There are no exceptions… and the last thing I want to hear from any professional is “Well, they aren’t paying me enough for my best…” No. They are paying you what you AGREED to for your best. Your BEST is what is delivered each and every time. You ACCEPTED a lower rate, so you deliver your best… and deal with the ramifications of your bid on your own. Don’t blame the client, or the work, or the image for your failure to bid the gig at what it should have been bid.

7. Personal problems are, well, personal. Leave them at home. Your clients aren’t interested in the small tragedies that may have left you in a foul mood… they are there to get a photograph so that their boss won’t cut them in half. Customer centric is what is called. Focus on the customer. Focus on their needs and wants and desires and expectations.

8. Manage those expectations. Don’t promise what you cannot deliver. Don’t tell someone they can get their stuff tomorrow if you won’t be there tomorrow. Managing what you promise is very important. Do thing happen? Yep. But they must be dealt with as quickly as possible to keep moving.

9. Keep your clients excited about the work you do together. Before the shoot and after. Keep them in the loop, what is happening and what they should expect. Have a ‘plan B’ ready in case of rain or inclement weather. Make sure you have their cell phones and they have yours.

10. Watch what you say on social media. Recently a friend of mine tweeted about a shoot he had done, and how much fun he had working with this particular client. He got a message a day later thanking him for the mention and telling him they will be working together again. He was so glad he hadn’t said anything negative about the client, as he had no idea she was following him. Social media can be fun, but it can get you in a ton of hot water if you are not careful about what you say and who you say it to.

You know, the recent angst about cheap shooters and ‘CraigsListers’ stealing professional work is further dampened in my mind because so many start-up photographers lack these basic BUSINESS skills. Even a great portfolio will not make a shooter a viable competitor without these important skills. It is the attention to detail and becoming more customer centric that will make the difference.

Hell, the guys above can’t even book a gig with someone who WANTS TO PAY THEM. don’t be one of those guys

Thanks for listening to my rant today. Follow me on Twitter – I am not always ranting ya know. If you are interested in a workshop, take a look at the Learn to Light site for more information.